Daily Fruit

03-10-2010

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:32:37 +0000

it's 3:28 a.m. and my alarm is set for 6 a.m. i have a soar throat and headache. my body feels like i just received a piledriver from the undertaker, fell off a chairlift (at that part where it's really high at mont ripley), got checked by niklas kronwall, and used all of my energy to slay the jabberwocky. now i'm going to bed with more inspiration than when i woke up this morning. never let positive energy go to waste.

03-09-2010

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:21:45 +0000

no i'm not the creative paradox, but i am the secret weapon.
oops, broke the ice cream scoop, i knew i needed to stop doing all the calf lifts.

03-08-2010

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:04:33 +0000

a conundrum and a beer don't even matter.

03-07-2010

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:01:54 +0000

be bonkers.
even though i haven't seen a teenager all weekend it seems that i'm dealing with them.

03-06-2010

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:52:04 +0000

epic things will go down, epic things.

03-05-2010

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:48:50 +0000

gloss is a product of satan.
i got a pocketful of dreams.
less dove, more peacock, more eagle.
yeah it's good, it's just really funny right now.
it's gonna go down like a chipmunk in a ferry.

03-04-2010

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:19:46 +0000

i mangled my newfangled harmonica.
yes, they are a tragic necessity, much like the titanic.
my ability to prevent awkward situations is nearly nonexistent.

03-03-2010

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:53:17 +0000

butter it.
son, i got played.
i am most definitely a gold fish.
giving someone a hug every single second for 100 years would only be 3,155,692,600 hugs, it's time to get busy.

03-02-2010

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:11:17 +0000

trading in my hockey stick for the devil's pitch fork.

03-01-2010

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:09:33 +0000

from sick to italicized sick.